Confidence
72
Playable prototype / First Stoney arc
Bullshit Simulator
South Gate Mall is under siege. The Orange Julius has fallen. Stoney is live on the scene for reasons no one approved.
Credibility
34
Bullshit Level
41
Snack Inventory
2
Emergency broadcast table, probably a pretzel kiosk
Bullshit Simulator: Siege of South Gate Mall
Playable prototype. First Stoney arc. More nonsense coming later.
South Gate Mall is under siege. The Orange Julius has fallen. The food court is contested territory. Something is wrong near the old Sears.
Stoney Baologna is reporting live despite having no credentials, no producer, and a laminated badge he made in 2009.
Choose Stoney's next layer of bullshit